Woman v. The Government
Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
Just two more papers to write (and one is a reflection for the course I TA so it’s all subjective!!!!) and my last Microbio exam on Viruses, Fungi, and Parasites stand between me and SUMMER. So. Close.
California Bill Would Protect Patients From... →
newsweek: pansexualpride: A California Senate committee today advanced SB 1172, a bill that would help protect citizens from harmful, ineffective ex-gay therapy. The law does not outright ban all ex-gay therapy, but it does prohibit anyone under the age of 18 from undergoing sexual orientation change efforts. It also requires that any prospective patient sign an informed consent form that...
So today in Microbio we learned about the parasite Toxoplasma gondii, which is often found in cats and cat feces. She was lecturing about how it can cause encephalitis in immunodeficient patients, and that you can diagnose that with a CAT scan, and I literally laughed for like 5 minutes. This is my life.
Newsweek: The 13 Most Useful* College Majors (As... →
newsweek: 1. Nursing 2. Mechanical Engineering 3. Electrical Engineering 4. Civil Engineering 5. Computer Science 6. Finance 7. Marketing and Marketing Research 8. Mathematics 9. Accounting 10. French, German, Latin, and other Common Foreign Languages 11. … Fuck yeah, #1 most useful major!
mrscphillips: Look at this guy he has three fucking arms if that doesn’t sell clothes I don’t know what will
I can't wait to NOT live in the dorms anymore
Freshmen are sooooooo annoying. ;_; I’m sick of living near other students 24/7. Just a few more weeks though!!!!
Google the word askew.......O_o
That’s pretty clever
10 Very Rare Cloud Formations
ladyunlaced: thediscoverieofwitchcraft 1. Nacreous Clouds 2. Mammatus Clouds 3. Altocumulus Castelanus 4. Noctilucent Clouds 5. Mushroom Clouds 6. Cirrus Kelvin-Helmholtz 7. Lenticular Clouds 8. Roll Clouds 9. Shelf Clouds 10. Stratocumulus Clouds
Littmann Classic II S.E. Stethoscope Prestige Sphygmomanomete & cuff Official Polo for community work Embroidered lab coat Embroidered royal blue scrubs (2 sets) Oh, and probably a couple hundred bucks worth of text books. Welcome to my professional nursing career life
Racism is not a problem of ignorance, it’s a problem of stupidity. Ignorance is...– Anthropology Professor (via what-is-this-i-dont-even)